Take all of the tastiest fruity candies that you can find and crumble them into a fine powder. Now, mix the powder into a fizzy grape soda. Drink the soda through a red licorice straw. If you can manage to complete that project, congratulations! You’ve earned our official award for culinary try-hards. If you’re not up to the challenge, don’t fret — just vape a bit of Rotten Candy by Strange Fruit instead.